Super Late Met Ball Stuff
May 9, 2011, 4:19 pm
Filed under: art, ornaments, party girls

So, I mean, the whole *point* of the damn Met Ball is to get crazy. Exspecially when it’s a tribute to Alexander Freaking McQueen and titled Savage Freaking Beauty.

AND YET…. (depressed monotone)

nude column

nude column

black column

black column

snore.

……

………

………..

Annnnnnnnnnnd now for some YAY! INTERESTING! FABULOUS! CRAZY! FUN! looks:

my easy pick for best non-McQueen:

YES.  KAROLINA, YES!!

(karolina kurkova, jean paul gaultier)

YELLOW.

(liv tyler, givenchy)

AWESOME COLOR SCHEME/SHOE/MAKEUP/JEWELRY COMBO.

(ginnifer goodwin, custom topshop)

MCQUEEN LADYTUX.

(hilary rhoda, alexander mcqueen)

HEY LOOK, SHE’S WEARIN’ A *GOWN*…..WITH A *TIE*.

(freida pinto, chanel)

J.LO HOT PINK DOING J.LO FACE. (NATURALLY.)

(jennifer lopez, gucci)

NUCLEAR WINTOUR THAW! ANNA! WITH A FUN DRESS! AND SMILING!

(anna wintour, chanel)

GIANT RED GOWN EXPLOSION.

(doutzen kroes, giambattista valli)

BEAUTIFUL ORNAMENTS.

(isabel lucas, louis vuitton)

And, so, my wish for next year’s Met Ball is a moratorium on:

(1) nude columns (suck it, Michael Kors);

(2) black columns (Penelope Cruz, we are fighting);

(3) nude platforms (GODDAMMIT already);

(4) simple one-shoulder gowns (there’s a time and a place, people, and the Met Ball is not it);

(5) fishtail hems, BEYONCE;

(6)StellaGoddamnMcCartneyIDon’tCare*Who*YourFatherIs; and

(7) the plague upon humanity that is Sarah Jessica Parker.

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